Tuesday, May 25, 2010

2693 Hamlet Lane

Paris, France

May 17, 1602




Dearest Manager,


Since I have eight children and very little pay for my job, I am demanding a raise!!! My wife and I are in very poor condition thanks to your one shilling an hour. I am the best doctor there, so maybe you should pay me the most!!


Plus I have a dirty dagger, not a happy one because of all the bad blood I have to take out everyday. The pay for me should be at least seven shillings an hour. Otherwise I shall quit!!


With Anger,

Timothy Dagger



P.S. You better make the right decision, or my dull dagger is going to do some damage to you. T.D.











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5 comments:

  1. NoorMay 25, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    I would hate to have a lot of children, and not have a lot of money. I hope you will find a better life, and I hope this evil master will give you a pay raise. Best of Luck!

    Noor

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  2. KathrineMay 25, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    Your children must be really sad because they don't have much to eat. I hope you'll get so help form he king. Because you surely do need it.
    Best wishes

    Kathrine

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  3. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    Dude just take it easy nobody has to get hurt. Has it ever occured to you that maybe you are getting one shilling an hour because you are not doing a very good job, but if it's for your family I can understand.

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  4. DaliaMay 25, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    Timothy, don't be dry. Demanding anytime for anything to me makes you seem like a beggar. I don't like beggars. I hope you know that I am sympathetic for your family though. If you need anything but a raise, that I can give you. Name it and keep me life, Timothy. No raise for you.

    Sincerely,
    Your Manager

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  5. AllieMay 26, 2010 at 5:53 AM

    I hope you get your raise because you work very hard! Just ask very nicely and people will give you what you want!

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