Tuesday, May 25, 2010

7667 Dead King Lane

Heaven

January 6, 1594


Dear Young Hamlet,


It has come to my attention that you have not yet killed your uncle. Well I am very disappointed. I appeared to you, what two days; and specifically said don’t let the throne of Denmark get unrevenged! You still didn’t kill him. I must say Hamlet you disappointed me greatly. so much it makes me want to be killed by that villain again.


I had much faith in you, my boy, but I now have doubts about you. I have also figured out that you have gone mad. I must say I am very proud of you, you’re just like your old man. Now I need you to kill my brother in 24 hours, or I will haunt you until the day you die.


Love,


Your Dead but Disappointed Father


P.S.


I hope you win your fight with Laertes.


G H


Caleb
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7 comments:

  1. NoorMay 25, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    Why would you want to kill your uncle! You are so mean. This is your family you should be nice to them. You need to calm down!

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  2. KevinMay 25, 2010 at 2:43 PM

    Dear Ghost,

    How could you make Hamlet betray his own uncle. I know that the king killed you but revenge is most foul and the king has a awkward mind.

    Guildenstern

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  3. KathrineMay 25, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    Hamlet!
    Why would you kill your own family members? Have you gone MAD?
    I must say, you should calm down so you won't hurt any other family members.

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  4. VaughnMay 25, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    Why Hamlet? Why would you betray the king, your uncle, and kill me? I knew that you were going mad; I just didn't want to believe it. Goodbye young Hamlet.

    King Claudius

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  5. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    Yeah, King Hamlet is right I am tired of Kissing up to this bad king. I would much rather advise Hamlet J.R. Good Bye Hamlet.


    Polonius

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  6. MorganMay 25, 2010 at 7:54 PM

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  7. MorganMay 25, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    I think that you’re right and I can tell why you’re so disappointed, I would be too if I were you. When I saw you I knew that something was wrong, but I thought it would work out. Almost everyone died, but luckily Horatio didn’t die, so he will be telling this story to more and more people as times go by. So the whole mess up wasn’t a total disaster.

    Bernardo

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