1234 Shakespeare Lane

London, England

July 4, 1563


Dear King,


You have forgotten to tell me thanks for setting Hamlet up so that he will die in the fight. I was the one that told him to go to the fight. You are a bad king. Aye, of coarse I can get over it. My king, I am worried how this will turn out. If he shall die, or if he finds out you wanted him to die, or if all thou that were in this plan will die.

People have said he is crazy, and I can see why. If Hamlet finds out you made this plan for him to die, he will kill you. If thou think I set it up, I shall tell hem the truth.


Sincerely,

Osric


P.S. You still need to say thanks.

O.L.


Matthew