Monday, May 24, 2010

1312 Gentlewoman Street

Edinburgh, Scotland

May 10, 1564


Crazy Lady MacBeth,


I never liked you. You were always ordering me around. You also threw stuff at me if I did something wrong. Sometime I can’t be perfect. I have seen you do crazy things like think you had blood on your hands when you didn’t. I think you are very weird. I wish I could’ve quit, but you aren’t allowed to quit a job from the queen.


I have always wanted to have a nice life. I wanted to have a nice house and raise a family. I couldn’t do that because of you. I never had time to settle down and relax. I always had to serve you! You are so crazy, and you are like a devil. You may seem nice, but I’ve heard you talk to King MacBeth. I never told anyone, though. I wish I had fled when I had the chance. I bet you wouldn’t have been able to survive that long without me.


Your Loving Enemy,

Francis (the Gentlewoman)


P.S. You know that white dress that turned pink; I did that! I put a red sock with all your white clothes. Bwahahaha! I’m so evil.

FTG

Allie Lindwall

2 comments:

  1. Lady Macbeth you were the craziest person I ever knew I am glad that you killed yourself.

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  2. This Lady Macbeth sounds like a sychopath! Thinking she had blood on her hands! OY! What a Freak! Maybe there was something going on in her life, but that is no excuse for tormenting your servants and gentlewomen!

    -Gracie

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