Monday, May 24, 2010

215 Capulet Castle

Verona, Italy

October 8, 1600


Dear Lord Capulet,


I am a humble servant who works for you. I want a raise now because I have a wife and two kids, and one of my sons has fallen ill and tis become sick. I also need a new sword because I have been robbed for the 6th time this year, and I need my protection.


You and your wife take good care of me and my family because you let us live inside of the castle for free, but it's not enough. Can you keep a hold of Tybalt for me please? He has been destroying my home and I'm sick of it. I have to use my pathetic sword to fight him. I need the raise and the new sword, please; I am begging you.

Sincerely,

The Servant


P.S There was a montague at the party last night, and he was dancing with your daughter.


T.S.

Jamie Spradlin
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7 comments:

  1. GracieMay 25, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    Dear Servant,
    I indeed agree with thou's statement! I would like a raise indeed! I slave over this Juliet, night and day! I feed her, dress her, even find the right men for her! Then when I found the gallant Paris, rejection! She had to have her Romeo! We should go to Lord Capulet and put in a word of this.

    Sincerely,
    Nurse

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  2. TigerMay 25, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    Dear Servant,

    Yes you do need a raise. This Lord Capulet seems to be cruel. Why do you even work for him? I would rather die then become a Capulet. You could go to New Zealand. Possibly change your last name...

    P.S I was serious about changing your last name.

    Sincerely,
    Benvolio (of the Montagues)

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  3. HasanMay 25, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    215 Capulet Castle

    Verona, Italy

    October 9, 1600

    Servant,

    First of all, I hate thou because thou work for the Capulet, but I think that thou needs a raise though. Our servants get paid enough. I also agree with thou on that unruly Tybalt. I hate him. Also, get a good sword.

    One of thy enemies,

    Mercutio Montegue

    (Hasan)

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  4. DanielMay 25, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    You are so crule Lord Capulet, he has two kids and a wife and you won't give him a raise. All my servants probably have twice what you pay your servents. Plus all my servants have swords. If he needs protection give it to him, without your servants you are helpless. Servent if you want to join me you can. I will make sure you have twice as much money as he pays you, and you can have your own sword.

    From,
    Lord Montague



    (Daniel)

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  5. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 3:07 PM

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  6. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    Well at least one problem has been solved...Tybalt is dead. Well that is the latest news; haven't you heard? Why, he would always get in my way. Well, it is too bad. I will not see anymore of you anyway. If you have not heard, I am leaving because of Juliet's passing. I hate thinking about it...

    ~Juliet's Former Nurse

    (Katie H.)

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  7. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    Why I think you totaly deserve a raise. You work hard for those dumb Capulet's. And If you ever have trouble with Tybalt contact me, I'll give him a peice of my mind!

    Your friend,

    Romeo Montague

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