Monday, May 24, 2010

8404Kings Street

The Castle Elsinore

Copenhagen, Denmark

September 29, 1600





Dear Lord Hamlet,


I am sorry about the death of your father. Guildenstern and I are coming back to see you. We are also going to be courtiers for your uncle Claudius, the new king. I heard your mother is going to marry King Claudius.


I will attend the wedding and the funeral. Also are you and Ophelia still a couple? I will be in Denmark one week from tomorrow. I can’t wait to see you old friend.



You’re Friend,

Rosencrantz






P.S How did your father die?



R




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3 comments:

  1. KevinMay 25, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    Dear Rosencrantz,

    What are you talking about? I am going to see his father's funeral. You are going to see the wedding.

    Guildenstern

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  2. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    That is very mean. Hamlet is mourning the father of his death and your are treating everything like it's fine and peachy? That is cruel and the you talk about how his mom is getting remarried, have a heart you are a very mean man.

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  3. CalebMay 25, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    Rozencrantz I am very sad that you did not know how I died. Well if you must know I was sleeping in my orchard my custom always of the afternoon and my brother stole upon the hour and did pour a cursed poison in my ear.

    Ghost of Hamlet's Father

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